Crooks and Nannies Too
by Chris McGuire
The agents of N.A.U.G.H.T.Y. (Nannies Against Underworld Gangsters, Hoodlums, Tyrants and Yobs) are back in this hilarious sequel!
Not everyone's happy though. PARENTS, CARERS, UNCLES, AUNTIES? Whoever you are, please put this book down and walk away, very quickly! And for goodness' sake, whatever you do, don't show it to a child!
For some unknown reason kids loved Crooks and Nannies with its horribly silly story, naughtiness, and all that slime! The problem is Crooks and Nannies Too is even worse!
Nowhere is there any mention of children asking teachers for extra maths homework, baking alternatives to sweets using turnips, or upcycling milk cartons into carpet slippers.
I find nothing remotely funny about an interdimensional portal appearing over someone's head and covering them in gallons of gunge that smells a lot like cow poo.
THIS BOOK SHOULD BE BANNED!
OUT NOW!


