Crooks and Nannies

CROOKS AND NANNIES BY CHRIS McGUIRE

This books is hideous – full to overflowing with banana-flavoured slime, puke, gangsters, yobs and more than one reference to granny knickers! I simply couldn’t believe it!

Surely, nobody can find this kind of thing funny? There’s nothing amusing about ballet dancers being covered in gunge or the phrase ‘bottom burp!’ If you think there is, then you need to grow up straight away!